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Weihnachtsbert Klausson

by Maggot Infested Ventriculus

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Fuck!

Santa is late again
And his poor little helpers working frantically to save his lazy ass
Stuffing the sack
Tying the reindeers fast in their tracks
Stuffing the pathetic fatman to place in his sleigh

Takeoff!

Mid flight he begins to wake
From his drunken slumber
Flailing, screaming, flying through the air
Spilling klapps and äting kôrv

Crash down the chimney
Exploding through the fireplace
Reindeers and klapps in a pile of mush
A cylinder of flesh has entered their dwelling

Spruting toddy and julaskink
From his gaping wounds
Ho-ho-ho you mätherfääkers
Finns det nå snälla barn här?

Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Och nu jävlar ska ni få

Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Och nu ska ni fan dö

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
And now he's gonna skewer you
Upon a polka-stake

With christmas tree in hand
And fire in his eyes
He puts upon the christmas tree
A human christmas star

With what is left of Rudolph
He slops and flops away
He leaves behind a mayhem
And a very merry christmas to all

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released December 24, 2019

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